Wall Talk

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  A conversation lifted from my current Display Picture on Facebook (the baap of all random creativity.) 

  
  

  Starring : Onkar S. B. & Neilgiri

  
  

  Here goes :

  
  

  hey chitnis,leave those walls alone
  All n all its just another picture with the wall..

  
  

  or is it dt u suddenly started loving RAHUL DRAVID??!!

  
  

  or mayb u r an AMITABH fan (2 pictures by the name DEEWAR) :p

  
  

  is it great WALL of symbiosis??
  u shook hands with the Chinese soldier, didnt u?

  
  

  n btw they just say it DEEWARO k kaan hote hai, aisa asal mein nahi hota..

  
  

  u n conrad together will b known as
  "PAAVte WAAL" !! hahahaha get it the vegetable :p

  
  

  i hope this DEEWAR doesn't come between our friendship :p
  kyuki koi DEEWARE hume alag nahi kar sakti

  
  

  soon walls there will read
  "STICK NO NEILS"

  
  

  your fav game from now on wld be
  "WALLy ball" hahahaha

  
  

  change ur surname to WALLaWALLkar..
   u'l b related to gogi thn :p

  
  

   ‎@ Onkar & Conrad, believe me, the only reason why this is my DP is that it is somebody's laptop WALLpaper. :P ;)

  
  

   ‎@ Conrad : a few of the photography students here love experimenting with walls in the background. So, I have just been WALLunteering as a model for them over time! ;)

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   but dont worry. I am a very cool person. So I pose only in front of QUALITY WALLS!

   and Im a media student. Dont I look like an intern from the WALL Street Journal? :P

  
  

   or no. Maybe I should just stick to advertising and try for J. WALLter Thompson or some place similar....

  
  

   just bcoz i dont have a WALLrus mustache like Piyush Pandey doesnt mean I wont make a good copywriter, ok!

  
  

   if nothing else, I will write an epic like the Ramayana. because i am inspired by Sant WALLmiki !!! :D :D :D

  
  

   hahahahaha!!!!! LMAO!!!! lol, this conversation is completely paisa vasool!! worth every rupee in my WALLet! :P

  
  

   its like THE-WAR (deewar) of lame wall jokes!

  
  

   why am I so witty? I eat a WALLnut every morning! :P

  
  

   if these jokes make me rich, Im gonna buy a flat at WALLkeshwar!

   My jokes are SO unpredictable!!! Even Bejan DaruWALLa cant predict what the next twist is going to be...... ;)

  
  

   Dil WALLe dulhaniya le jayenge

  
  

   shiney ahuja & his tales with his kaamWALLi

  
  

   u travel between pune n mumbai in a
  WALLvo

  
  

   no, my favorite dance form is not the WALLtz

  
  

   i love listening music on big WALLume

  
  

   and my favorite animation movie is Kung Fu Panda. Not Wall E !

  
  

   fuck nobody liked my WALLaWALLkar joke man :(

  
  

  nobody likes ANY of my jokes!! :'(

  
  

   they should stop being such Bricks! ;)

  
  

   these jokes are so hilarious that even Lord WALLdemort would find them funny!

  
  

  *Takes a bow*

The Crazy One

“Here’s to the crazy ones.
The misfits.
The rebels.
The troublemakers.
The round pegs in the square holes.
The ones who see things differently.

They’re not fond of rules.
And they have no respect for the status quo.

You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them.
About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them.

Because they change things.

They push the human race forward.

And while some may see them as the crazy ones,
we see Genius.

Because the people who are crazy enough to think
they can change the world… are the ones who do.”

Apple Think Different.

  

Featuring : Albert Einstein, Bob Dylan, Martin Luther King Jr., Richard Branson, John Lenon, Muhammed Ali, Norma Shearer, Mahatma Gandhi, Amelia Earheart, the Wright brothers, Pablo Picasso and others.

Made right after the return of Steve Jobs to Apple Inc. Inspiration redefined.

The Prompt Thank You!

This post dedicated to Maadhyam 2011. The daddy of all media fests scheduled to take place towards the end of Jan! Which happens to be quite the rage on the worldwide web. http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/Maadhyam.2011 is the Facebook page. You can start following, if you aren't already.

So why the sudden burst of public affection for Maadhyam?

Well, because the Maadhyam Facebook page has featured Neilgiri as the 'Blog of the Day'.

And I just re-realized that while other bloggers may have lots of followers, multimedia promotional strategies, continuous net access courtesy Blackberry and a very high readership, mere pass MAA-DHYAM hai!

As the school boy within me (with French as the 4th language) would have said : Cliched, mais vrais.

Thanks a tonne, Maadhyam!

The Belated Thank You

"It's about sex, love, relationships, careers, a time in your life when everything's possible. And it's about friendship because when you're single and in the city, your friends are your family."

— The original treatment used to pitch FRIENDS to NBC.

When the laughter has died down,
The applause has ceased,
And times have become a little harsh,

There still remain a few people.

And they do the most random things.

Like actually throwing a ‘surprise’ party for you just because your birthday fell in the vacations,
Making sure that you make them laugh, however bad things may be, 
And they make the most lame people write such senti stuff.

So that when you return back to form,

you always know where you belong.

Friendship. Damn weird I tell you......! 

Thanks guys.

(well, better late than never!)

Look Who's Back!

The last post on Neilgiri was made on 4th of August this year (i.e. 3 months ago). And than I disappeared. Or rather, I got whisked away by the roller coaster ride called Sem III. It was more demanding than anything I have done before. And as Sem III hurtles towards it's end, here is the comeback.

Shhh! Its not loud like the arrival. No guns blazing, no trumpets flairing and no bold proclamations from the jaws of the future.

Its a quiet re-entry to a stage that has seen a few changes since I was here last. For one, Abstract Confusion is gone. (The Weird Child has graduated to bigger things now). Rajnikant happened. (Or rather, happen Rajnikanted). Maadhyam 2011 is out and rolling. And the cool new 'Stats' feature makes it very easy to monitor the progress of your own blog. 

And yes, I moved on. Or rather, moved up.

Thank God Neilgiri did not!


Here is to a round 3 full of new ideas, rookie advertising and sensible nonsense.

Welcome back to me.  :)